DIBS! I CALL DIBS!
NEW FAKE BAND NAME!NEW PORN NAME!NEW EVERY CAT I SEE NAME!NEW PETNAME FOR MY JUNK NAME! 
(breathe…breathe…)
NEW EUPHEMISM FOR THE PATRIARCHY NAME!NEW IMPROV CHARACTER NAME!NEW DISMISSIVE NAME FOR POLITICIANS NAME!NEW FAKE TWITTER ACCOUNT NAME!
(oh god…oh god)
NEW PROBLEM WITH AUTHORITY NAME!NEW PEN NAME!NEW ALL FUTURE CHILDREN NAME!NEW KILLING A JOKE DEAD NAME!

DIBS! I CALL DIBS!

NEW FAKE BAND NAME!
NEW PORN NAME!
NEW EVERY CAT I SEE NAME!
NEW PETNAME FOR MY JUNK NAME! 

(breathe…breathe…)

NEW EUPHEMISM FOR THE PATRIARCHY NAME!
NEW IMPROV CHARACTER NAME!
NEW DISMISSIVE NAME FOR POLITICIANS NAME!
NEW FAKE TWITTER ACCOUNT NAME!

(oh god…oh god)

NEW PROBLEM WITH AUTHORITY NAME!
NEW PEN NAME!
NEW ALL FUTURE CHILDREN NAME!
NEW KILLING A JOKE DEAD NAME!

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