In the third full paragraph of Haruki Murakami’s new novel, Haruki Murakami inadvertently summarizes in two sentences the plot to every other Haruki Murakami novel.

In the third full paragraph of Haruki Murakami’s new novel, Haruki Murakami inadvertently summarizes in two sentences the plot to every other Haruki Murakami novel.

I haven’t met my new desk neighbor yet, but he has Slave Leia, Nerf darts, and a cow bell on his desk, so…

I haven’t met my new desk neighbor yet, but he has Slave Leia, Nerf darts, and a cow bell on his desk, so…

Hiking is exhausting. (at Timothy Lake, Mt Hood National Forest)

Hiking is exhausting. (at Timothy Lake, Mt Hood National Forest)

Eyewitness to Michael Brown shooting recounts his friend's death

journieuniverse:

feelknower1993:

in @SoulRevision’s words: ‘Please, if you don’t read anything else tonight, or for the rest of this week, read Dorian Johnson’s account of Michael Brown’s death.’

Mike Brown was straight up murdered in cold blood and the officer who did this should go straight to prison

Another upside to moving.

(btw: Background soundtrack by Mr. Randy Newman. Total accident but, yeah, of course.)

Unpacking books and realize I have the same eyeglasses frames now my undergraduate advisor was wearing when this collection was published in 1978.

Unpacking books and realize I have the same eyeglasses frames now my undergraduate advisor was wearing when this collection was published in 1978.

Sidewalk by Warhol™

Sidewalk by Warhol™

About 17 years ago I was drunkenly pulled into a staircase by a drunk friend. Six years later, this photo happened. A year after that, on today’s date, we got married. It’s been pretty much like this photo the whole time, only—and I hope this goes without saying—we switch who wears the dress and who the pants. #tbt

About 17 years ago I was drunkenly pulled into a staircase by a drunk friend. Six years later, this photo happened. A year after that, on today’s date, we got married. It’s been pretty much like this photo the whole time, only—and I hope this goes without saying—we switch who wears the dress and who the pants. #tbt

The Full Zappa lasted about twelve hours this time before even I was overwhelmed by my inherent creepiness and got the razor back out to finish its job.

The Full Zappa lasted about twelve hours this time before even I was overwhelmed by my inherent creepiness and got the razor back out to finish its job.

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ecantwell replied to your chat “Scenes from a Marriage”

Chris makes me listen to Randy Newman in the car at least once a week. I am conceding that there is something there.

If the debut season of Halt and Catch Fire hasn’t already proven this to the world, this comment clinches it: Chris Cantwell is a man possessing both intelligence and refined tastes. If he also forces the occasional perfectly ripe banana on you in an obvious gesture of love and sharing, I may just have to move to LA and enlist him as my BFF because clearly we are kindred spirits.

Not to get all Anne Shirley on you or whatever…